Saturday, August 22, 2015

You might be a geocacher if...

Those sneaky logs...
You might be a geocacher if...

You use vacation with friends or family as an opportunity to find some geocaches. What better way to explore a new area, right?

You go for a nice leisurely stroll through the woods and find yourself thinking, that is a nice spot for a cache!

You keep your old, washed peanut butter jars to transform into new caches. Let's face it, no one likes those micros anyway.

Cache hound to the rescue!
You rope your dog into geocaching with you. His nose will sniff those tricky ones out!

You have contemplated getting a pet monkey to reach those tall caches.

You have contemplated dating a tall person to reach those tall caches.

You have ever stuck your hand down a hole that you are pretty sure was animal made, on the off chance that some crazy person has hidden a geocache down there.
Screws are also highly suspicious

You have ever gone through a sewer or similar pipe to nab a geocache.

Climbing trees is a skill you perfected, because you never got around to dating a tall person or training a chimp to do your dirty work.

You look at logs with a new eye.

You look at fake rocks with new respect. They are not just for hiding keys, people.

Your phone has a flashlight app in case you find yourself doing some night caching.

Travel bug eyes!
You know that a travel bug is not an illness.

You find that long-time fears, such as spiders, conflict with your desire to log that cache, which you can see, gosh darn it, and I will be damned if I have come this far to turn back now! Watch out, 8-legged freak, the day of reckoning is upon you if you come one step closer!

You find yourself nodding along with all of these.

What makes you a geocacher? Post in the comments!

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